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Saturday, February 16, 2013

The new Nole dictionary aka...



*atdn - adjective to describe Nole

Adorablnole - atdn.

Articnole (Article + Nole)- any article about Nole.

Beautinole (beautiful + Nole) - any photo of Nole is beautinole.

BlackNole - Nole dressed in black, blackNole is sexy!

BlueNole - Nole dressed in blue, some love BlueNole the best.

BOAT - 1. Bravest of all time 2. Bestest of all time (I know bestest is not a word but it sounds better than "best of all time").

BootiNOLEsious - nole's booty. 

Brillianole (Brilliant + Nole) - any brilliant move from Nole on and off the court.

CallingInSnoleick - when you call work and say you are off sick, but are really at home watching a Nolematch.

Championole - Nole is a special champion so we need a new word for the champion he is.

Crazynole - 1. crazy Nole, 2. crazy about Nole, 3. crazy because of Nole. 

Cutenole - a cute photo/video/action/dance of Nole (or anything connected to Nole that's cute).

Cutenoless (Cuteness + Nole) - the dangerous disease Nole spreads by being cute.

Dizzynole - what we feel when we see hotnole/cutenole photos. 

Djokofever - Fever caused by Nole.

Djokolate - Special choclate. 

Fairytanole (Fairytale + Nole) - Nole's life-storyץ

Fanoletastic (fantastic + Nole) - 1. anything 
fantastic Nole does, 2. another adjective to describe Nole.

Fashionole (Fashion + Nole) - when Nole dresses well, we can call him that.

Feenolings (feelings + Nole) - our feelings for Nole, feelings provoked by Nole. 

Flawnoless - Flawless Nole! :D

Founoledation - Nole's foundation.

Frienolendship (Nole + friendship) - 1. What we have with Nole, 2. what we have with each other because of Nole (Nole brings people together).

Funole (Fun + Nole) - atdn. 

Funnynole (Funny + Nole) - atdn.

Ganolexy (Galaxy + Nole) - our galaxy.

Handsole (handsome + Nole) - atdn.

Hotnole - atdn.

Impersonolation (Nole-impersonation) - we love to watch impersonolations, the funniest impersonation ever. 

Impossibnole (Impossible + Nole) - Something that seems impossible but Nole still manages to do.

insommnolia -Sleeples night because of Nole, after those nights we need some Nolecare(although that would be nice all the time).

King-Konole (King-Kong + Nole) - when Nole thumps his chest he's king-konole!

Kinoller (Killer + Nole) - When he hits you with his best shot you noledie on the spot, You can't Nolesurvive! 

Knoleckout - knockout from Nole, no player wants to experience that.

Knolife (Knife + Nole) - Be careful Federer, Murray, Rafa and anyone who needs to face Nole, if you don't want to be stabbed with a knolife! 

Menoledication - medication you need to take before, during or after watching Nole's matches, or after seeing pictures that do not have a warnoling.

Messanole (Message + Nole) - messgae to/from Nole.

Minolellennium (Millennium + Nole) - The millennium we live in.

Miracnoles (Miracles + Nole) - atdn. 

Murderanole - A nic for Murderous Nole ;)

Nolaction (Nole + action) - special Nole action we can get anough of. 

Noladorable - atdh.

Nolambassador - Nole's an amazing Nolammbassador for Serbia and the sport of tennis. 

Nolambulance (Nole + ambulance) - sometimes, we might also need the nolambulance to make sure we get to the Nolenurse on time to take the Noleshots! 

Nolandy - 1. a Nole candy (photo/video/live image of Nole)- Nole ia an eyecandy, 2. the Nole & Andy rivalery.

Nolangel  (Nole + angel) - Nole is such an angel most of the time, especially compared to other players and people in general! :)

nolenguage - our new Nole language.

Nolaptop (Nole + laptop) - don't you want one? 

Nolarious (Nole + hilarious) - 1. atdn, 2. something hailarious Nole did or about Nole.

Nolarmclock (Nole = alram-clock). Also see, NoleRoarAlarmClock (NRAC). 

Nolart (Nole + art) - love it! :)

Nolaugh (Nole + luagh) - 1. Nole's laugh, 2. laugh caused ny Nole.

Nolaughty (Nole + Naughty) - atdn. 

Nolawesome - atdn.

Nole-a-holic - another nic for a fanatic Nolfan ;)

Nolears (Nole + ears) - Nole's ears are so cute.

Nolebag - the Nolebag is full of surprises.

Nolebagel - a 6-0 set Nole wins.

Nolebakery - makes Nolebagels and Nolebreadsticks

Nolebear - don't wake the Nolebear! :o

Nolebomb - Be careful Federer, Murray, Rafa and anyone who needs to face Nole, you don't want the Nolebomb to hit you! Lol!

Nolebooze - the booze you need to drink to survive a Nolecostar.

Nolebreadstick - a 6-1 set Nole delivers. 

Nolebreak - a sad break from Noletennis.

Nolebubbles 



Nolecandy - who deoesn't want one? ;) 

Nolecap - what Nole wears in hot days so he can Nolefight and Nolewin.

Nolecare - We all want some TLC from Nole... don't we, girls? 

Nolecation (Nole + vacation)- 1. Nole's vacation, 2. sad vacation for us from Nole.

Nolecemetery - Were we are all headed! :o 

Nolecentury - this century his called the Nolecentury.

Nolechat - 1. chat with Nole, 2. chat about Nole.

Nolechallenge - challenge made by Nole.

Nolecharity - Nole's charity.

Nolechoke - choke caused by Nole and Berdych, for example, has it bad... lol. 

Nolecoaster - the Nole roller-costar we all go on every other match.

Nolecolours - the colours Nole wears.

Nolecomment - comment said by/about about Nole.

Nolecord (Nole + record) - a record set by Nole.

Noledance - we love the Noledance, don't we? ;)

Noledecade - the decade we live in.

Noleday - every day is a Noleday for us, his Nolefans but to be more specific you can say it's a day Nole plays.

Noledetox - what we go through when we're on a Nolebreak.

Noledevil (Nole + devil) - Nole can be quite a little divel when he wants to, teasing us and even giving us heart-attacks on purpose (i.e. some of the photos he sends us)! ;)

Noledisease - a disease cused by being an avid Nolefan.

Noledoctor - a person who tries to saves our lives when we suffer from Nolettacks.

Noledoor - don't let the Noledoor hit you on your way out, Nolehaters! Lol!

Noledrama - Nole loves to create Noledrama ;) 

Noledream - 1. Nole's dream, 2. a dream about Nole.

Noledying - dying because of Nole :P

Nolefam - our family! :D 

Nolefamlove - The love Nolefam shares for Nole and each other. 

Nolefan - a fan of Nole.

Nolefever - fever caused by Nole.

Nolefight - 1. Nole's fight in matches and life, 2. a fight over Nole with haters.

Nolefire - a fire caused ny Nole.

NolefireBrigade - the fire brigade you need when you are on fire after seeing Beautifnole Nolepics.

Nolefix - what all of us Noleholics crave so much everyday.

Noleforum -A  forum about Nole.

Nolefull - when we get to see Nole a lot we feel Nolefull.

Nolefun - the fun we have because of Nole.

Nolegame - 1. a game won by Nole. 2. a game we play during the long Noleless days.

Nolegant (Nole + Elegant) - atdn.

Nolegap - The awful gap between Noletimes! :( 

Nolegacy (Nole+legacy) - The legacy Nole will leave behind after his retirement. 

Noleghost - A fan who Noledies becomes a Noleghost! :P

Nolegrave - Were we're all aheaded :(

Nolegun - The Nolegun will kill you!

Nolehat - another word for Nolecap.

Nolehater - a crazy person who suffers from Nolehatred.

Nolehospital - a special hospital for Nolefans.

Nolejacket - I love watching Nole wears Nolejackets.

Nolejinx - anything that can jinx Nole.

Nolell (Nole + Hell) - what he gives his opponents.

Noleholic (Nole + alcoholic) - What I am.

Nolehug - a special hug Nolegives to lucky people.

Nolejoke - 1. a joke told by Nole, 2. a joke told about Nole.

Nolekill - What we try to do to each other when we post Nolephotos and Nolevideos.

Nolekiss - what I want to get more than anything in this world, a kiss from Nole.

Nolekit - Nole's kit.

Noleless - lack of Nole.

Nolelove - what we all feel every second of the day, especially when we see/hear Nole.

Nolemafia - Secret group so shhhhhh...Don't let people know that you know it even exsist and don't there guess who are her members! :P 

Nolemagic - what Nole does on and off the court is pure Nolemagic.

Nolematch - a match played by Nole.

Nolememory - a memory concerning Nole.

Nolemergency -  Nole related emergency :P

Nolemergencyservices - we call them for help after having a Noletteck.

Nolemoment - we have many sweet/funny/happy Nolemoments.

Nolemonth - a month of Noletennis.

Nolemove - any move Nole does on court.

Nolenate - what Nole does to his opponents when he beats them. 

Nolenergy (Nole + Energy) - Nole's energy that seems to never end.

Nolenerves - our nerves before and during a Nolematch.

Nolenight - 1. a night we spend watching Nole playing a Nolenightmatch, 2. a night where we have Noledreams.

Nolenightowl - Nole is a night owl, likes playing at night! :P

Nolenurse - a special nurse that you need when you are Noledying or have a Nolillness, when Noleshots or Mednolecation hasn't worked during Nolematches, or you see pictures that did not have a warnoling.

Nolenvious - a person who suffers from Nolenvy.

Nolevil (Nole + evil) - atdn. 

Nolpaper (wallpaper + Nole) - I love making Nolepapers.

Nolepants (Noletightpants and Nolehotpants are the naughtier versions).

Noleparty - the party we throw when Nole wins (or just whenever we see him anywhere).

Nolepic (Nole + epic) - 1. Something epic related to the epic Nole. 

Nolepoetry (Nole + poetry) - Poetry about/that reminds us of Nole :)

Nolepoint - Point won by Nole.

Nolepose - a pose Nole gives the camera.

Nolepost - a post about Nole.

Nolepostage - a specail mail-postage with Nole's pic on it.

Nolepride/Noleproud - what we always feel for Nole, win or lose.

Nolequote - a quote from/about Nole.

Nolera (Nole + era) - We live in the Nolera.

Nolereplay - A Replay of a Nolematch.

Nolero (Nole + hero) - Nole's a special hero, our Nolero.

Noleroar - we all know and love the famous noleroar and want to hear it as much as possible.

NoleRoarAlarmClock (NRAC) - The name says it all :)

Nolerumor - A rumor spread about Nole.

Nolerview (Nole + interview) - We love Nolerviews, especially after wins! 

Nolervous (Nole + nervous) - what we feel before and during Nole's matches.

Nolesanta - Nole when he's in the mood to deliver gifts.

Nolesaver (screensaver + Nole) - We all have that, right?

Nolescription (Nole + description) - No Nolwords could create a proper Nolescription. Nole's beyond Nolewords. 

Noleseous (Nole + Nauseous) - I feel noleseous before Nole's matches.

Noleset - a set won by Nole.

Noleshirt/NoleTshirt - sometimes we like it, sometimes we hate it, but we all agree that we prefer it off...

Noleshot - 1. Nole's tennis shot, 2. A shot of Nole (like a shot of Tequila) or 3. A shot you need to get. before/during/after a Nolematch.

Noleslide - definitely should be special name for it no one can slide like Nole. 

Nolesomething - something to do with Nole.

Nolesong - a song that reminds us of Nole, like "Call me maybe" or "Without you". 

Nolesound - any sound Nole makes.

Nolespace - we need more space for Nole in our lives ;)

Nolespam - no such thing! ;) 

Nolespark - the spark in Nole's eyes/game.

Nolestar - our star.

Nolestalgy (Nole + Nolstalgy) - We get Nolestalgy about youngnole now and we'll look at these days in Nolestalgy too, one day.

Nolestreak - Nole's special streak last year.

Nolesugar - too sweet Nolephotos/Nolevideos/Nolewhateve.

Nolesuicide - being a Nolefan is one long sucicide attempt, we know it's too dangerous but we still choose to go on this path...we're Nolecrazy! :P

Nolesuit - We love seeing Nole in a nice Nolesuit!

Nolesurvive - when you survive a Nolettack ;)

Nolesward (the sward Noldiator uses) - be careful Federer, Murray, Rafa and anyone who needs to face Nole, if you don't want to be stabbed with a Nolesward! Lol.

Noleteam- Nole's team.

Noletennis - what we love to watch.

Nolethread - a thread dedicated to Nole.

Noletime - Nole's match time, what we're anxiously waiting for all the time between one match to another.

Noletisis - Infectious disease we are all suffering from...we don't wanna be cwered tough ;)

Noletopic - any topic about Nole.

Noletowel - we're all jealous of the Noletowel cause we want to wipe the sweat of Nole's face and body.

Noletorious (Nole + victorious) - what Nole is after he wins.

Noletreat - a treat from Nole, could be a Nolephoto/Nolevideo/Nolewhatever.

Noletrophy - 1. a thropy Nole won, 2. A Nole trophy we plan to make one day cause any Nolefan should have a little Noletrophy to take home. 

Noletruth - The truth about Nole.

Nolettack (Nole + heart-attack) - what Nole causes us during Nolecostars.

Noletter - letter to/from Nole.

Noletweet - tweet to/from Nole.

Noleurotic - a neurotic Nolefan like me.

Nolevideo - video about Nole.

Nolewall - Nole's brilliant defence.

Noleweapon - what Nole uses to beat his opponents (his Noleserve, Nolereturn, NoleBH, NoleFH, Nolelob, Nolesmash, Nolevolley, Noledropshot...).

Noleweek - a week of Noletennis.

Noleweekend - a weekend of Noletennis.

Nolewhatever - anything about Nole. 

Nolewin - a nole win.

Nolewink - A Nole wink! ;)

Nolewish - I am sure we all have lots of Nolewishes.

Nolewolf - Nole transform into a man-wolf during some of hsi matches, especially DC matches :) 

Noleword - every word here is a Noleword, a word to describe Nole or how he affects us, or has anything to do with him. 

Noleworld - this is a Noleworld.

Nolexciting (Nole+ exciting) - atdn.

Nolexcuse - a pathetic excuse an opponent makes when Nole beats him, when he just can't accept he has been Nolenated by Noleshots, Nolawesomeness and Nolemagic.

Nolexpert - 1. A special doctor who specializes in treating Nolefans who suffer from all kind of Nolediseases.

Nolexy (Nole + sexy) - atdn.

Noleyear - a year owned by Nole like 2011 or 2012 or every year Nole plays in.

Noleyes - Nole's eyes - obviously you can't use this to talk about anyone else as no one else has Nole's beautiful, beautiful eyes.

NOLEzing (Nole + amazing) - atdn.

Nolician (Nole + magician) - atdn.

Nolicious (Nole + delicious) - shirtlessnole is extra Nolicious.

Noliction (Nole + addiction) - an addiction to Nole. 

Nolictionary - the Nole dictionary.

Noliday (Nole + Holiday) - 1. a Nole holliday, a special day for Nole and us 2. an holiday Nole takes.

Nolie (Nole + lie) - A lie told about Nole.

Nolife (Nole + life) - a nolefan life.

Nolightning - The nolightning does strike twice in the same place, just ask Federer ;)

Nolillness - illness caused by Nole.

Nolink (Nole + link) - any link connected to a Nolephoto/Nolarticle/Nolevideo.

Nolinterview - any intreview that features Nole.

Nolips (or Nolesweetlips) - Nole's lips.

Nolique (Nole + Unique) - atdn.

Nolistory (Nole + History) - 1. Nole's history 2. Our history as Nolefans. 

Nolive (Nole + live) - Live Nole tennis/chat. 

Nolobesessed - What we all are.

Nolose (Nole + nose) - I love Nole's nose, it got character.

Nolottery (Nole+lottery) - 1. Nole gambles during matches, 2. We all one the Nolottery when we became his fans.

Nolucinating - Hallucinating about Nole.

Novakingway - Thanks for that Robbie K. 

Novhawkeye - Nole's usually right in his challenges so the hawkeye system should be named after him.

Originole (Original + Nole) - atdn.

OverNOLEdoze - What we suffer after too much Nolefixes.

Passionole (Passion + Nole) - atdn.

Perfectionole - atdn. 

PhenomeNOLE - atdn.

Pistnole (Pistol + Nole) - When you see it, you should run!

Planolet (Nole + plant) - The planet we live on.

Poisonolous (poisonous + Nole) - atdn. 

Profinole - (Profile + Nole) - I love Nole's profile!

RedNole - Nole dressed in red, I love RedNole the best!

Rifnole (Rifle + Nole) - It will shot you in the heart!

ShirtNOLEss - shirtless Nole.

Sminole (Smile + Nole) - Nole's beautiful smile.

Stunoling (Stunning + Nole) - atdn. 

SubstanoleceAbusse - what we're all suffering from.

Supernolestition - superstation regarding Nole.

Sweetnole -adtn. 

TheNoleShot - the shot against Federer in USO SF 2011 and if you want the one against Murray this year in shanghai can be called that too (or THE Noletweener).

Unoleverse (Universe + Nole) - our universe.

Warnoling (Warning + Nole) - what we have to put before every video or photo of Nole ;)

Winknolling (winking + Nole) - What Nole does every tiem he smiles at us! :P

Winnoler (winner + Nole) - 1. what Nole is, a special winner 2. a winner made by Nole.

Withnoledrawl (symptoms) - withdrawal symptoms we suffer from when you're Noleless, get ready cause next week the suffering begins again...

Workingathonoleme - when you say you are working at home, but are really watching a Nolematch.

Youngnole - Young Nole. 

Noleweekdays:
Sunoleday
Monoleday
Tuesnoleday
Wednolesday
Thursnoleday
Frinoleday
Saturnoleday


*atdn - adjective to describe Nole

Saturday, December 29, 2012

My Tennis New-Year's Wishes




Nole: 1. Stop giving me these, please! 

         
2. Give me more of this! 

        
         
3. Do this after every win! 



Federer: 1. Stop stealing other people's seats! 


2. Give someone a real compliment and not your trade-mark, the back-handed
    one, and that someone can't be yourself, sorry ;) 

3 Stop being a sore loser!




4. Please, if you can, retire at the end of the year! It's time, don't you think?



  
     
                                                         
PseusoFed: Since we all know that the real Fed won't listen to me and do as I ask, you'll never run out of material so keep doing your great job and make us, non-Fedfans lol, please! :)


Murray: 1. Stop screaming this...


and doing this...


 after every point you lose, pleaaaaaaaaaase!


2. You finally won a GS so please don't cry the next time you lose in a GS final, ok? :)


3. Don't try to smash your racquet again, you're no good at it, sorry! ;)



4. Don't wear those banana pants EVER again!!!




Nadal: 1. Come back cause we all miss you, not just your fans, and we need you to scare Fed and make him cry ;)
 


Toni Nadal: 



Chris Bradman, Nick Lester, Simon reed, patrick Mouratoglou, Sam gore, Doug Adler and other Nolehaters: I wish you'd just shut up and go worship Fed/Murray somewhere else but I know you won't do it so...





Peter Bodo: No more articles with these, please! 
 




Mats Wilander: Decide who is your favourite/ GOAT already and stopping changing your mind every 5 seconds!




Eurosport's commentators: Stop talking about Federer and Murray when they're not playing, OK? We get Fed's the GOAT and every great shot is Federer-like and Murray's finally won a GS so you can shut it now, pleaaaaaaaaase!