Monday, June 18, 2012

Fantasy Wimbledon 2012


Today I want to share with you my wildest, craziest, fantasies regarding the upcoming Wimbledon tournament (men and women's singles)...I know they'll never come true but a girl can still dream, right? ;) So without further ado, here are the headlines I wish to see during those two weeks...

Day 1

   Day 2
 
Day 3 - Day 11

Who can ask for more after those two dreamy days??? Well, I would like for Aga and Schiavone to lose early but that's no fantasy, it will probably happen for real.

Day 12 - Women's Singles Final Day

  
Day 13 - Men's Singles Final Day



OK, so that was my Fatasy Wimby 2012 :))) Now I want to ask you...

 

7 comments:

Eeva said...

Ah hah hah hah, FUNNY! Adopted son, Grigor Federer (formerly Dimitrov), this is what really happens when S. Williams retires from tennis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D9kFgiaAaQ&feature=player_embedded#!. And what comes to Murray, what if he lost on some earlier stage to some random or not so random dude and says in the press conference: "I'm not British, I'm Scottish", and Fred Perry's ghost still hovers in Wimbledon. Rafa the bullfighter, what do you think, if Rafa went to face a bull in his pink-red shirt, and the bull started chasing him around the bullring, I can easily imagine that in my head what it would look like :D.

Anonymous said...

From your imagination to God's ears.

Anonymous said...

From your imagination to God's ears.

Anonymous said...

From your imagination to God's ears.

moran said...

Thanks, Eava, your suggestions are great. Serena could be a rap-singer for sure and Fred Perry's ghost chasing Murray sounds so funny :) But I think Murray doesn't have to lose early for that...Losing in another slam final, the Wimbledon final, witout taking a set is bad enough...Maybe even worse ;)

Steph said...

Hi Moran, Steph here.

How about this one:

Day 2 Headline
Rafa beats opponent in epic 5 set match, only to be disqualified afterwards.

After winning his first round match 17-15 in the fifth against Juan Carlos Ferrero, Rafael Nadal stunned the crowd by taking a bite out of a linesman's knee. Nadal was immediately disqualified and is said to have been interrogated by the London Police.
In the crowded press conference Nadals uncle Toni tried to find an explanation for his pupils irratic behaviour. "We, Rafa and me, have been discussing the growing popularity of Novak Djokovic and have been looking for ways to get the crowd cheering for Rafa again. At Roland Garros, we immediately responded to Novak speaking French and thus winning over the crowd, by trying to have Rafa speak at least one full sentence in French too. That was not a big success and therefore I dismissed Rafa's suggestion that he might learn to speak English going into Wimbledon. In stead, I brougt up Novak eating the Wimbledon grass after he won his heroic match against Rafa last year -by the way, I want to point out that grass tennis is a lottery-. I can only imagine that after winning his epic battle today, Rafa wanted to top Novak's gesture".
In an atempt to keep the line judge from pressing charges against Nadal, the poor man was offered the services of Nadal's personal physician, who, over the years, has become somewhat of a specialist in the area of knee injuries. The line judge is said to have declined, stating that his knee injury was in fact physical in stead of only a story, invented to have people think he wasn't 100%.

moran said...

Hi Steph, I just love your headline...Too funny :))) Your imagination is great :)